urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:everyman_harris Alexander LaVelle Harris Alexander LaVelle Harris 2006-05-27T04:18:59Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:everyman_harris:390 2006-05-27T04:18:59Z 2006-05-27T04:18:59Z So... L.A.<br /><br />I've always heard that everyone in L.A. is really shallow and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's good and bad for me. See, I lack the ability to perceive their depth anyhow, right, so what's it matter to me? But then, some people might not be so hot for the roguish pirate look.<br /><br />Okay, so that was lame. I'm still working out where the humor starts being less... humorous, when it comes to the whole, hey, yeah, so I'm missing an eye but it's okay, thing. I still can't wrap my head around Giles and the whole "fun and games" comment. Everyone knows that I'm the funny one, but I guess he was really just trying to, y'know, show me that it didn't bother him, in his stodgy English I-can't-show-my-real-emotions way, and I can appreciate that.<br /><br />I guess we're gonna go get all employ-ified at Wolfram & Hart today, or something. I'm not clear on the details. Buffy and Willow say, Xander, sit! and I sit. They say, Xander, be at the evil law firm bright and early and wear a clean shirt - with buttons, and they specify because obviously I've never had a job where I had to dress nice or anything, right? - and I'm there.<br /><br /><br />(from Souls Destiny on Greatest Journal)